Phraseology

Really? You might want to rephrase that, folks.

Signs of the Times

While driving down a local street, I noticed these three church signs. The three churches aren't too far apart--I'd say they are within a one-mile stretch of the same road.

I thought this first sign was unique, but a little too overbearing.

The second was, ahem, punny, but just wrong from an amillenial standpoint.
Ah! At least one got it right! Funny how it was the one located between the other two. . .